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Bol Bachchan

Hey! easy sir! Debating on the diabolic diagnosis of divisive deliverance Papad is a rhythmic replica of a jhapad Where one relishes your hunger And other relishes your anger Similarly sir, Bachchan is also A rhythmic rhyme replica of Bol Bachan Where one represents a magnanimous name While the other represents horrendous game Bol bol bol... Bol bol bol bachchan... Sun sun sun kya bole bachchan... Bol Bachchan ki boli - Goli Bol Bachchan ki vaani - Shyaani Bol Bachchan ka qatra - Khatra Bol Bachchan ki bhasha - Jhansa Iski taal-taal hai satrangi Chaal-dhaal hai atrangi Din mein bhi dikha de ye taare rang-birangi Bol bol bol... Bol bol bol bachchan... Sun sun sun kya bole bachchan... Jisne bhi lagaya makkhan - haaye haay Nikla phir woh hi dhakkan Jisne chheda ye sargam - kya baat hai Uski jholi mein saawan - Aah haa Jisko samjhe toh awesome Mohabbat ka hai mausam - Aah haa Jisne bhi kiya ye item Latka jaise pendulum - pendulum Pendolummmm... - wah wah ...

Jabse Mere Dil Ko Uff

Jabse mere dil ko uff Tujh pe marna aa gaya Sabko chehre padna aa gaya.. Sabko iss shehar mein chehre padna aa gaya Jabse mere dil ko tujh pe marna aa gaya Toh aa aa abija Na na nazrein chura Ye zamana bhi dekhe zara..a? Jabse mere dil ko uff Tujh pe marna aa gaya Sabko chehre padna aa gaya.. Sabko iss shehar mein chehre padna aa gaya Jabse mere dil ko tujh pe marna aa gaya Toh aa aa abija Na na nazrein chura Ye zamana bhi dekhe zara..a? Jabse mere dil ko uff.. Arrey re re re Khullam khullam mushkurah Zulf ke takke aa zara Main hi main hoon aur bas, Tu hi tu? Haan.. gup chup gup chup ab nahin Chup chup chup ab nahin Chidne do ab khul ke guftagu.. Khwabon mein mujhko Yakeen ab karna aa gaya Sabko iss shehar mein chehre padna aa gaya Toh aa aa abija Na na nazrein chura Ye zamana bhi dekhe zara..a? Jabse mere dil ko uff.. HOoo.. Seek hayate seeb hai Haji sharam bhi koi cheez hai Nazre jhukane mein hai ik ada? Ho..o.. Bas yahi nakre hai teri Hosh udade hai mere Meri nahi hain iss ...

Chinta Ta Ta Chita Chita

Duniya chale pichadi to main chalu agadi Sab khel jaanta hun, main hun bada khiladi Oh ho ! Duniya chale pichadi to main chalu agadi Sab khel jaanta hun, main hun bada khiladi Simdi me leke jaaun aur sab ko main sikhaun Kya....? Chinta ta ta chita chita chita ta taan Chinta ta ta chita chita chita ta taan Chinta ta ta chita chita chita ta taan Chinta ta ta chita chita chita ta taan Duniya chale pichadi to main chalu agadi Sab khel jaanta hun, main hun bada khiladi Simdi me leke jaaun aur sab ko main sikhaun Kya....? Chinta ta ta chita chita chita ta taan Chinta ta ta chita chita chita ta taan Chinta ta ta chita chita chita ta taan Chinta ta ta chita chita chita ta taan Aankhon mein roub hai Pocket mein note hai Are! Aankhon mein raub hai Pocket mein note hai Natkhat mijaaz hai, rangeela coat hai Soorat masoom hai neeyat mein khot hai Payjama tang hai dheela langot hai... Chinta ta ta chita chita chita ta taan Chinta ta ta chita chita chita ta taan Chi...

Kar Chalna Shuru Tu (Ek Main Aur Ek Tu)

Jo hua hai woh hota hai Jo hona hai woh hona hai Jo tere bus mein baatein hai Unhe khamakhan kyun khona hai Ho jitni bhi hai jitni bhi hai Umeedein..leke Jaaye kahan tak jaaye kahan tak Raastein..deekhe Kar chalna shuru tu Mudhke naa dekh tu Jaise hai sahin hai Ek main aur ekk tu Ho.. Kar chalna shuru..tu Mudhke naa dekh tu Jaise hai sahin hai Ek main aur ekk tu Ek main aue ekk tu Nazariyaa dono ka Miley na miley Kadar dono ko hai dono ki Safar teh yeh karien Saath mein bhale hi Alag hai manzilein dono ki Tukda tukda dhoop ho Chahye chutki bharke chaaon bhi Baraabari se baatein Ho zaroorat jo jis tarah ki.. Ho jitni bhi hai jitni bhi hai Koshishein..leke Jaaye kahan tak jaaye kahan tak Raastein..deekhe Kar chalna shuru tu Shuru tu.. Mudhke naa dekh tu Na dekh mudhke na dekh tu Jaise hai sahin hai Sahin hai sahin hai Ek main aur ekk tu Ek main aur ekk tu Kar chalna shuru tu Mudhke naa dekh tu Jaise hai sahin hai Ek main aur ekk tu Ek mai...

Ek Main Aur Ek Tu

Talli yeh zameen Talli hai aasman Sab talli hai yahan haan… Ya phir sara jahan Waise ka waisa hai Hum talli hai yahan haan.. Mujhse bahein na chuda Ek main Kahin kho na ja Ekk tu Jo bhi hoga I am with you [I am with you] Yun na ghabra Ek main Thoda muskura Ekk tu Jo bi hoga I am with you Ek main hoon aur ekk tu I wanna be with you Tere peeche peeche main Mere aage aage tu.. Ek main hoon aur ekk tu.. Hey.. Ek main hoon aur ekk tu.. I wanna be with you… Kitne ki hai zameen Kitne ka hai aasmaan Bikhte hai yeh kahan.. Bhar lenge jebon mein Dukaanein woh sabhi Chal chalte hai wahan Mauka aisa na gawa Ek main Yun hi bewaja Ekk tu Jo bhi hoga I am with you [I am with you] Yun na ghabra Ek main Thoda muskura Ekk tu Jho bhi hoga I am with you Ek main hoon aur ekk tu I wanna be with you Tere peeche peeche main Mere aage aage tu.. Ek main hoon aur ekk tu.. Ek main hoon aur ekk tu.. I wanna be with you… Papapapap… oo…. Papapapap… oo…. Papapa...

Shri Ganesh Chalisa

Jai Ganapati Sadguna Sadan, Kavivar Badan Kripaal, Vighna Haran Mangal Karan, Jai Jai Girijaalaal Jai Jai Jai Ganapati Ganaraaju, Mangal Bharana Karana Shubha Kaajuu, Jai Gajbadan Sadan Sukhdaata, Vishva Vinaayaka Buddhi Vidhaataa VakraTunda Shuchi Shunda Suhaavana, Tilaka Tripunda bhaal Man Bhaavan, Raajata Mani Muktana ura maala, Swarna Mukuta Shira Nayana Vishaalaa Pustak Paani Kuthaar Trishuulam, Modaka Bhoga Sugandhit Phuulam, Sundara Piitaambar Tana Saajit, Charana Paadukaa Muni Man Raajit Dhani Shiva Suvan Shadaanana Bhraataa, Gaurii Lalan Vishva-Vikhyaata, Riddhi Siddhi Tav Chanvar Sudhaare, Mooshaka Vaahan Sohat Dvaare Kahaun Janma Shubh Kathaa Tumhari, Ati Shuchi Paavan Mangalkaarii, Ek Samay Giriraaj Kumaarii, Putra Hetu Tapa Kiinhaa Bhaarii Bhayo Yagya Jaba Poorana Anupaa, Taba Pahunchyo Tuma Dhari Dvija Rupaa, Atithi Jaani Kay Gaurii Sukhaarii, Bahu Vidhi Sevaa Karii Tumhaarii Ati Prasanna Hvai Tum Vara Diinhaa, Maatu Putra Hit Jo Tap ...

Hanuman Chalisa

Shri Guru Charana Sarojaraja Nija mana mukura sudhari Varanao Raghuvara Vimala yasha Jo dayaka phala chari Budhi Hina Tanu Janikai Sumirau Pavana Kumar Bal budhi Vidya dehu mohi Harahu Kalesa Vikar Jaya Hanumana gyana guna sagara Jaya Kapisa tihun loka ujagara Rama doota atulita bala dhama Anjani-putra Pavana suta nama Mahavira Vikrama Bajrangi Kumati nivara sumati Ke sangi Jaya Hanumana gyana guna sagara Jaya Kapisa tihun loka ujagara Kanchana varana viraja suvesa Kanana Kundala Kunchita Kesa Hatha Vajra Aru Dhvaja Virajai Kandhe moonja janevu chajai Jaya Hanumana gyana guna sagara Jaya Kapisa tihun loka ujagara Sankara suvana kesari Nandana Teja pratapa maha jaga vandana Vidyavana guni ati chatura Rama kaja kari veko aatura Prabhu charitra suni veko rasiya Rama Lakhana Sita mana Basiya Sukshma roopa dhari Siyahi dikhava Vikata roopa dhari lanka jarava Bhima roopa dhari asura samhare Ramachandra ke kaja savare Jaya Hanumana gyana guna sagara Jay...